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Зорница Малинова Днес е доволна и си обещава да не отваря учебник в следващите 6 месеца, минимум!!!!!
Sonu Kumar gudnit e
frendz hve u swt drmz !
Ryan Vahle It is a slow day in a little Greek village.
The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted.
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend th...e night.
The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.
The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.
The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.
The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything.
No one earned anything.
However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works.
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Pablo Silva Eu ando pensando em como um país que passa o natal num calor infernal com chuva e mormaço o dia inteiro é visto por aqueles que tem um inverno rigoroso durante essa época do ano quando coloca na porta das lojas estátuas de velhos gordos de bochechas rosadas com roupas grossas de lã e árvores de plástico com tinta branca e isopor simulando neve. Somos patéticos.
Aqui se usa short, camiseta e a pele é morena na maioria. Não cai neve e pinheiro não cresce por essas bandas. Chaminé... ah! a chaminé... bela chaminé pela qual esse gordo desce. Ela simplesmente não existe em quase todo o Brasil.
E a gente aí, fazendo cover.
Bongani Gamede dis rain e tlong tena so i dont hv choice i hv 2 go nd buy a car on monday bt i dnt know which 1.
Mercy Imade Esiegbe D FAITH OF A MAN IS HIS LIPS, U BECOME WAT U CONFESS. I AM BORN 2 A D HEAD BT NOT D TAIL. I AM IMADE IN JESUS NAME. THANK U JESUS 4 NOT PUTTING ME 2 SSHAME DIS YEAR. A..M..E..N
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Tamara Vieira Eu queero maiis é beijaar naa bocaa e seer Feliz daquii pra freente(8'
Lokesh Bansal Ajab
desh ki gajab kahani
1. We live in a nation
where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg
and Sim Card is free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster
than Ambulance and Police.
3. Car loan @ 5% but education
loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in
elite institutions thru quota
system and those with 90% get
out because of merit.
5. Where a millionaire can buy
a cricket team instead of
donating the money to any
charity. 2 IPL teams are
auctioned at 3300 crores and
we are still a poor country
where people starve for 2
square meals per day.
6. Where the footwear, we
wear, are sold in AC
showrooms, but vegetables,
that we eat, are sold on the
footpath.
7. Where everybody wants to be
famous but nobody wants to
follow the path to be famous.
8. Assembly complex buildings
are getting ready within one
year while public transport
bridges alone take several
years to be completed.
9. Where we make lemon juices
with artificial flavors and
dish wash liquids with real
lemon.
Think about this
If you cross the The
North Korean border illegally,
you get ..... 12 years hard
labour in an isolated prison
.....
If you cross the
Iranian border illegally, you
get ....
detained indefinitely
.....
If you cross the Afghan border
illegally, you get ..... shot
......
If you cross the
Saudi Arabian border
illegally, you get ......
jailed ......
If you cross the
Chinese border illegally, you
get ..... kidnapped and may be
never heard of - again
If you cross the
Venezuelan border illegally,
you get ..... branded as a spy
and your fate sealed .
If you cross the Cuban border
illegally, you get .....
thrown into a political prison
to rot
If you cross the
British border illegally, you
get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and
be deported after serving your
sentence .....
Now
. if you were to cross
the Indian border illegally,
you
get .....
1. A ration card
2. A passport ( even more than
one - if you please ! )
3. A driver's license
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
6. A Haj subsidy
7. Job reservation
8. Special privileges for
minorities
9. Government housing on
subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi ,
with a bunch of media morons
and a bigger bunch of human
rights activists promoting
your cause
14. The right to talk about
secularism, which you have not
heard about in your own
country !
15. And of-course ..... voting
rights to elect corrupt
politicians who will promote
your community for their
selfish interest in securing
your votes !!!
16. and right to fight
election for MLA or MP Hats
off ...
to
the ......
A. Corrupt and communal Indian
politicians
B.
The inefficient and corrupt
Indian police force
C.
The silly pseudo-secularists
in India , who promote
traitors staying here
D.
The amazingly lenient Indian
courts and legal system.
That's why people like Afzal
Guru are still alive, same
will happen with Kasab.
E.
WE self centered Indian
citizens, who are not bothered
about the dangers to our own
country.
F. The illogically brainless
human-rights activists,
who think that terrorists
deserve to be dealt with by
archaic laws meant for an era,
when human beings were human
beings.
INCREDIBLE
INDIA! !
Sílvio Mendes Del Naja (Massive Attack) e Thom Yorke (Radiohead) também estão incrédulos com o sistema financeiro que nos (des)governa. E foram dar uma prenda de Natal ao movimento occupy london. Vale a pena ouvir o que nos dizem.
Occupy London's Xmas Party with DJ set from Massive Attack's Robert '3D' Del Naja and Radiohead's Thom Yorke
Buggy Straut a 2a persoana care da comment e Gay :)))
Fjala Jezusit Frika per gjerat qe jane perpara gati po te gelltit shpirtin. Lere mbas cdo gje qe te tremb. Ec perpara ne fryme, dhe vendose veten nen hijen e kraheve te Tij. Fillo te kendosh prej gezimit, sepse ke nje strehe qe Ati e ka pregatitur per ty. Aty do te jesh i sigurte ne kohe telashesh. Do te jesh i fshehur ne duart e Atit, i Cili kujdeset per ty me dashuri.
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Eric Oliveira Who is excited about my own solo lp E Stablished!!! I'm making this for the peeps that stood by me through thick and thin, support GF!! Cmon
Gesiel Santana da Silva Cheguei galera. É noiiss na fita! kkkkk.......... ;;))
BooooA TAAAARDEEE!!
Sushil Kumar *_M_O_O_N_*
*is switched on* *=S=U=N=*
*is*switched*off*
*black*sky*comes
*on*$*blue*sky
*goes*off*
*have*a*
*S=W=E=E=T-*
*D%R%E%A%M* GuD nYt........
Diego Cristiano sabe quando vc quer muito uma coisa e nao consegui..o lance e nao desistir
Allen Smalls l gues dis young man z a madrid fan,dnt wari papa we wl win 4 u 2moro.barca ol e way.
The 17-year-old and his 48-year-old father had argued about Spanish soccer and Angolan music on Thursday in the capital Luanda and the discussion ended in violence, the report said.
Rajan Kumar Piyar shali hai e ch dukh dene walli chiz.....jitna dur karo utna hi pas aye ...yaro
Sardaar Gurpreet Singh Momi today i missd a lot,,evry1 enjyd ovr dere in univrsty,,m feelng bad bad sad sad bcoz I wasn't dere,,but I m happy happy 4 da reason dat my frns enjyd a lot today,,dats means a lot 2 me,,WAHEGURU JI sub nu eda e hamesha happy happy rakhan,,so frns i wana knw da whole stry of 2day's enjoyment 2 b da part of dat,,so plz tell me........
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