Brenda Weis I wish I could convince a midget to put on a leprechaun costume and run down the street yelling "THEY"RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!"
Angelette Eshun Its ashame wen u cnt leave a yard rake n yo own yard! Lawd have mercy#tragic
Kacie Ragsdale lookin for a job. Anyone kno whose hiring?
Ghanem Rasheed Ghanem DOCTORS are being scorned for being late with diagnosis,they are starving because they missed lunch, & are missing their family while taking care of others. They lack sleep yet are willing to stay awake for you and for your families. They may even be crying for you. In the minute you read this, doctors all over the world are saving lives.
Re-post if you love a doctor, ARE A DOCTOR,or GOING to be A DOCTOR or appreciate that...
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Alissa Trainer Situation: Sitting at school with Michael Miya, Theresa Thalken, and Madison Dorcey and talking about pizza...
Me:"So it's like and upside down pizza!?"
Maddie:"Yeah! Except the crust is still on the bottom!!"
Me: "So it's like a topping upside down pizza!?"
Maddie: "Exactly!!"
So friken funny!!!!
David Lester Whenever I see a car with Hawaiian license plates, I always wonder how tough that drive over the Pacific was.
Marcus Flannigan Six Truths in Life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time - it's a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading No.1, will try it.
...
3. And discover No.1 is a lie !!
4.. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5.. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company
J.d. Brown have a good day friends , shop is up and running . So take a break and come get a new tattoo or piercing
Julian Evans first friday sober for a long fucking time ,work tomoro then a shedfull i tell ya
Robert Rivera Gonna make a gingerbread house this weekend!!!
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Oyedele Mccoy Olayinka Denrele Edun is one crazy nd creative celeb buh he's got a dynamic style...be trendy wit d clothes u av pple,its noh necessary u wear wat odas re wearing,learn aw 2 put d lil clothes u av 2geda nd stil luk 9ce...
Vincent Tran "Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering it thinking about people you don't like."
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Melanie Jade Tussey-Girard Please Help Me Congratulate Linda for RELEASING 77-1/2 lbs!!!
via Linda Marsh~ "Oh Happy Day!!!!!!!! For 38 years I have been over 200 pounds, but NOT TODAY! That scale says I now weigh 199.5 pounds and I AM SOOOO EXCITED!! This is a huge milestone for me! Seriously, 38 years of being the way I was!! Look, if I can do it, SO CAN YOU! You have to believe in yourself, in the products, and know that you and your family deserve to have you around to see your future! Don't you want to be a part of the years to come? I did, so I take the Challenge, and thanks to it, I'll get to see many, many more years!"
A beached whale caused a stir in Whangamata yesterday, as dozens of people turned out to see the mammal.
Andy Garces I'm a little bored, ate a huge plate of Nachos and I'm ready for a nap!!!!
Have a nice afternoon everybody!!!
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Hydar AbdelRazaq I'm gonna buy a ship and name it "relation".. Now I have a relationship :)
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Kevin A. Booth Want a $5 t-shirt next friday? All you have to do is run a 5k.
Lauren Stotts When a girl say "it's okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", its not okay, she's not fine, and you should DEFINITELY worry about it.
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Buka Baron a drunkin sailor gives a hooker $100 then proceeds to the bed room after a bit the sailor asks how am I doin the hooker says about 3 knots
the sailor replies 3 knots whats that ??
the hooker your not hard your not in and your not gettin your money back
Ian Gravett Oh Please Jedwards favourite Christmas songs, AARRGH! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US FOR CHRISTMAS, ERR NO I'D SOONER CUT MY OWN
BOLLOCKS OFF WITH A BLUNT KITCHEN KNIFE. NOW FUCK OFF AND ANNOY SOMEBODY ELSE, VIRGIN CANT CANTS!!
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Marlon Blair What a beautiful day on my neighborhood, could you be mine, would you be mine, wont you be my neighbor! SEE YOU TONIGHT AT ANTIGUA NIGHTCLUB!! GET ON THE GUESTLIST OR FOR VIP RESERVATIONS INBOX ME OR EMAIL US AT APEXGROUPMEMBER@GMAIL.COM
Silby Queen wondering why i got sick from a sleep eeg test....and still feeling sick days later....these dr.'s better hurry the hell up and fix me before i really get pissed....grr!
Grace Galler Ito - You'll Never Missed It...Warms Your Coldest Night...Ahh!!
This is the soundtrack song for the film Armageddon by Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing Lyrics: I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you...
Maipushi Mathabathe hey people!wt a nyce weather..hpe u wl enjoy it even though.....
Megan Elliot Dear boys
I'm sorry I don't have bleach blonde hair, I'm sorry I don't have a perfect tan, I'm sorry my hair doesn't stay in the same place all day and my make-up has no patches, I'm sorry i don't have massive boobs and a tiny waist, I'm sorry I don't have a nice ass and nice legs, I'm sorry I'm not your ideal girls. If you want a girl like this, go buy a BARBIE!!
your sincerely from the girl you isn't perfect
Pass this on if you don't care that your not perfect<3...
Mece Johnson fACEBOOK iS NOTHiN BUT A PLACE OF DRAMA,GOSSiP,fAKE &LiES. PEOPlE GO POST ALL THEY AND LiFE STORiES THiNKiN THEY DOiN SOMETHiN WHEN ALL THEY DOiN iS GiViN EVERYBODY SOMETHiN TO TALK ABOUT. KEEP YA PROBLEMS & BUSiNESS TO YOURSELF. #BE SMART
Jarod Matthew Hickman Anyone who graduates with a degree in entrepreneurship obviously missed the point.
Loka Bbyqirll Traviesa Posted at the pad chillinq like a qee ahha damn last niqth was a trippp:) hahaha fuk facebook is fukinq wakk now miqth erase this shit!
Toi Glover Men: Respect the women i mean those ones who is a woman. Ex: If u see a woman goin in2 The same building as u open the door. She smile n say thank u n it does matter wat Race she is.
Mohit Gahlot HEY JUST READ DIS INTRESTNG THING!! BUT ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS
YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO DIE
A year ago A girl named Kathy was
hated by everyone. Everyone made fun
of her. She was ignored. Even by
messages.
One day she decided to kill herself.
Beca.... .....use ..... ....... ...... ... even her
parents ignored her. She jumed out
her window. No one noticed utill
people started dissapearing. Kathy
haunted them. She made them suffer
like the way she did. She hung them
slowly and stabed them over and over
very slowly so they could suffer like she
did.
If you don't send this message to 15
diffrent comments you will die tonight
by Kathy. Because she considers it
ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and
said, "Spam" And the next day the
neighbors found him in his backyard,
dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids
or a husband. She had alot of friends.
When She had a sleepover with them
she quickly had to check her e- mail.She
saw this message and sent it to only 6
people because she thought she
couldn't die that night beacuse she
was surounded by people. The next
morning Joane's friends found her in
her bathtub, dead.
Cherie Pringle dear pine brook friends, the woman that was killed in dalton, michele costello was our very own michele lesso, i am so sorry to her family, i ve know michele all of my life and considered her a true friend. i loved michele and she was a beutiful person. pinebrook just lost a great and dear friend, again i as so very sorry
Paul Nnadi I need a new life and a perfect one.. Lord come show me the way forward....Amen
Sherry Carter Meador When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked ...Continue Reading
Danita Foster Feeln gudd 2day out rolln around shoppn gettn my malik lik sum more shoes & clothes lol he got da hoes liken his swagg.....cant wait till my bday everybodii imma b 22 on da 23rd ya digg grown women statues a mother of 1 & maken dat $$ im on da rite path
Amber Self I should have been a cowboy. I might have had a side kick with a funny name.
Bronwen Williams had a nice day wit my baba on the beach it was special and fun but when those lil small rug rats came running in a never ending line that was my call 2 seek a different spot they were like animals but never the least my baba was right beside me so no fear was opposed on those lil ones omw
Michelle Trimolt So this is what me and 15 other people in my medical terminology class have to deal with on a regular basis.
-fellow tortured classmate, last class "Do we need to know the bones and where they are found?"
-psycho teacher " No, u only need to know the word parts I have given you. no need to know the bones and where they are located."
-fellow tortured classmate, today before the test "Did we need to study the bones and where they are locate?"
-psycho teacher "No this is not an anatomy class. You just need to know the word parts."
!!!!! QUESTIONS 15-30 MATCH THE BONES TO WHERE IT IS LOCATED!!!!!
(its a good thing we know her pretty well cause, half of us studied the bones and where they were located lol)
Jamie Hollister Mevissen I was walking around when I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your wall (2) Ignore it as if it never touched you's on your mind?
Chance Brown hahhaa if i have no clue who u are in REAL life why would u send me a friend request.
Lamont Johnson ATTN: BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A 98 4 DOOR GREEN INTEGRA IT HAS A GREEN SPRAY PAINTED JDM FRONTEND AND A GSR MOTOR. IF ANYONE SEES IT OR HAS ANY INFO CONTACT ME RANDALL WHARTON OR ANY EFC MEMBER.
Schuyler Lauderdale N my cologne is reifah, no brutus dat is briefer, D.A make all my sneakers, n das wat I call a feature....New bangr-Cash N A Flash
