Suzanne Kinney Ouch:( 3 shots in my belly:( huge huge sad face... I look like a pin cushion.
Amanda Jones Goodman I just read a fun thing about doing 12 dates of Christmas. I think that would be fun- and I can count the Forgotten Carols as the first one.
Esteban Maquieira I went fishing in Miami and I caught me a Cuban! :D
Gopal Pednekar Dirty picture is actually not so dirty kinda movie, except those couple of songs ..
The movie is somewhat similar to Fashion movie.. Vidya and Nasruddin acted superb.. and so as Emran Hashmi.. A good entertainment at the end of the day
Marlena Rivera Hell yea todays friday wat to do?? I lowkey feel like hitten up a club,or if not just get my buzz on . Might head to roocos after wrk for my girl seiras bday thing .yayy i love me some pizza .lol .. This weeks been a good on so far :) but still not over .. Looks like im chill wit my boy tonight bud and marlena always together <3
Amanda Gardner WHAT A CROCK OF CRAP..... We can't say Merry Christmas now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can't call it a Christmas tree, it's now called a Holiday tree? Because it might offend someone. If you don't like our "Customs" and it offends you so much then LEAVE.. I will help you pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions If you agree with this...please post this as your status!! IT'S MY FREEDOM TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS! Do you have what it takes to repost this?????
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Jackie Sperling Tonight I don't want nothing but a good time
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Nicole Scott siento como voy a tiener un buen dia x que lavonte bien feliz com mi hija y el amor de mi vida en cada lado te amo muchisimo Maricela y J.A.F.S.<3
Marc Grey Evans As Colleen so eloquently put it...what irrepressible ignorance.
On Wednesday during a town hall event in Iowa at the Waverly Pizza Ranch, Bachmann was questioned by an attendee named Jane Schmidt. Schmidt, the president of Waverly High School Gay Straight Alliance, asked Bachmann why gay couples can't marry. Bachmann claimed that same sex couples have no right t...
Cherri Neal Went to get my check and seen I only work Tuesday! I am pissed. Going to talk to the boss and see if I can work at least 3 days. I need money! Christmas shopping in a few :)
Shane Campbell In the name of jesus i rebuke the jlp and the pnp a gaza wi seh and dem di let the world free a do the jlp and the pnp kmt lol
Robin Williams-Beck Not feeling good today,inside or out. One of those days you just wanna be with all your family, but you just wanna be alone...when you wanna take a nice, hot bath, but can't even imagine getting undressed...one of those days that makes you wonder how many more of these days...I wish a Leprechan would kick my ass and leave his pot of gold behind....HELP
Diane Gunnels You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, help deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and bought disposable diapers as gifts!
Alexia Martinez WOW! my bby boy samuel<3 is already a week old! time flys i <3 evry minute w/him!!! :)
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Donna Clements The gas bottle in my fire is finally on the way out, need to get a new one.
Tim W Flowers "The fact that you can eliminate an entire class of people from competing for a job is unacceptable."
Among recent job postings placed by Anderson Staffing , a San Francisco "full service staffing boutique that specializes in the placement of attorneys and legal personnel," was the following: "Two openings for Corporate/...
Wilson Larrydonis Ajayi Bembe All dis radio stations r jez boring...........jup almzt al tnz in 9jaz boring....xcept 4 'santa clus' comin 2 town.I nid a break b4 i also get boring jare....evn d ladies r b.....(no b me talk am o).
Dianne Jane Tassie I'm Sitting on the Balcony, with a georgeous view of bright blue sky, wispy white clouds that take shapes of angels and happy souls, Ive been productive and have clean house that is filled with the smell of this evenings dinner... Corned beef n Cabbage, and as i enjoy this i stare at the lovely intense blue sky, in 70 degree weather mind you... and to my surprise and delight... i am viewing a perfect white half moon in a space of dark blue sky, Wondering why??? .... Just thought i'd share that! ... i know its Corny but is wierd and true,lol! look to the sky.... can you see it too????
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Stephanie Gardner Jackson Ok, item #8 coming up. We are 11 on the agenda, still looking at a long day!
Hayley Denton Mums just bought me a Snowman onesie :D
Mashiur Rahman Tinu every must watch this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LaB-zIN8I&feature=related
Shirley GodsChild Ward THIS IS A TESTIMONY OF WHO GOD IS AND THROUGH HIS SON, WE FIND THERE IS NOBODY GREATER THAN THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. WHO ELSE CAN HEAL AND FORGIVE AND GIVE LIFE ALL B-CAUSE OF HIS GREAT LOVE. NO! NO! NO-BODY BUT J-E-S-U-S THERE IS NO GREATER: (NOBODY GREATER) B-BLESSED
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Sajjad Ahmed Irshaad e Bari Talah,
"MoMino Sony se pehly sb ko Maaf kr diya kro,
Tmhary Jagny se pehly me tmhen Maaf kr don ga,
"SUBHANALLAH"
G00D NIGHT
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Clayton S de Oliveira Vi o homenageado do Google hoje, Mark Twain e lembrei que ele escreveu o " Estranho misterioso" um dos melhores livros que já li. Recomendo!
Pallavi Tripathi "EGO"
Is the only requirement
to destroy any
R e l a t i o n s h i p ,
so be the bigger person;
skip the "E"
and
let it "Go". . . . ! =)
Sheher Bano Naqvi NAAD_E_ALI ka wird jo karti chali gayee
Umar-e-rawan sukoon say guzarti chalee gayee
Jisnay dar-e-HUSSAIN(a.s) pay sir ko jhuka diya
Woh shakhsiyat jahan main ubharti chalee gayee
Maut aarahee thee dhekha jo lab par ALI ka naam
Mujh say milay bhagair guzarti chalee gayee
Faiz Ahmed Har sajda aapka MANZUR-E-KHUDA ho jaye,
Aapki duao me rab k rza ho jaye, khuda apko itni khushiyaan farman kare k aapki zindagi s LAFZ-E-GAM fanna ho jaye
@FAIZI
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Prashant Shri Saxena Hindi Pyar Shayari
Ek baar fir jaga de teri awaz ka jaadu,
Kurban tum per jaan aapni hasti mita du.
Na sharab ki botal ho tum na beer ki pyali ho,
Karti ho ash kis bangale me us sahib ki gharwali ho.
Har kali ka chahiye ek bhaware ka pyar,
Tum kali ho yesi jiske lokh melege yaar.
Kiss dekar ke aata hai kisko manana,
Gulam banker rahta hai sara zamana.
Ek pal ke liye baho me aakar ke sharmai,
Jab quad se chute to pasine se nahai.
Mohbbat yase dhadkan hai sunai nahi jati,
Aakho me basi surat chhupai nahi jati.
Na sawaro zulfe bikhar jane do jara,
Hassen raat ko sawar jane do jara.
Sawar kar aayegi vo jis din mere kareeb,
Assma chu lege usi din se mere naseeb.
Pagal ban jate ho kiss lene ke baad,
Hadh se gujar jate ho is baat ke baad.
Kiss se shuru hui thi meri aaapse yaari,
Aaj tak utri nahi hai uski khumaari.
Sharmake ho gayi vo tamatar ki tarha lal,
Salha diye jab humne uske hule se gore gaal.
Ab raaj na raha raaj tera college me jana,
Is sahar me chal raha hai tera hi afsaana.
Dekha karta tha jise dulhan ke roop me,
Nazar aaj aati vahi nagin ke roop me.
Kachhe dhage ki aoot lekar jo karte hai yaari,
Iskq chupaye nahi hai lakh karo hoshiyaari.
Sapane me lab se jab nikalta hai tera naam,
Mummy fir kar deti hai mera jeena haram.
Kurban lakho aapki is banki chalk e,
Kadmo pe rakh du tere kaleja nikal ke.
Zulfo jab dil me aakar bas jati hai,
Raat nagin banker das jati hai.
Dil ka hoon shanshah tum meri mumtaaz ho,
Tajmahal hoon mein tera tum meri sartaj ho.
Nazar se nazr mili mulakat kar li,
Khamosh rahe hote hi baat kar li.
Quad me karti hai vo kiss se patakar,
Pagal banati baad me nazaro ke hatakar.
Hota hai jab kabhi bhi picture me aandhera,
Mera haath tere haath per karta hai bashera.
SI al menos me lo hubieran explicado así en el colegio...
SOCIALISMO
Tienes 2 vacas... pero el Estado te ordena regalarle una a tu vecino.
COMUNISMO
Tienes 2 vacas. El estado te las quita y te regala la leche.
FASCISMO
Tienes 2 vacas. El estado te las quita y te vende la leche.
NAZISMO
Tienes 2 vacas. El estado te las quita y te fusila.
BUROCRACIA
Tienes 2 vacas. El estado te las quita, mata una, ordeña a la otra y tira toda la leche.
CAPITALISMO TRADICIONAL
Tienes 2 vacas. Vendes una y con el dinero compras un toro. Tu rebaño se multiplica y la economía crece.
CORPORACIÓN JAPONESA
Tienes 2 vacas. Las rediseñas para que tengan una décima parte de su tamaño natural y para que produzcan veinte veces más leche que una vaca normal. Luego, lanzas una campaña de mercadeo mundial con un dibujo animado que se llama el "VacaMón".
CORPORACIÓN ALEMANA
Tienes 2 vacas. Mediante un proceso de reingeniería las haces vivir 100 años, les das comer una vez al mes y les enseñas a ordeñarse solas.
CORPORACIÓN INDIA
Tienes 2 vacas... ¡a las que adoran!
CORPORACIÓN BRITÁNICA
Tienes 2 vacas. Las 2 están locas.
CORPORACIÓN RUSA
Tienes 2 vacas. Las cuentas y tienes 5. Las cuentas de nuevo y te da 42. Vuelves a contarlas y tienes 2. Dejas de contar vacas y te tomas otra botella de vodka.
CORPORACION VENEZOLANA
Tienes 2 vacas. Si producen mucha leche, eres un asqueroso capitalista -sobrino de Mr. Bush- y te las quita Chávez personalmente; si no producen leche, eres un traidor a la patria, y de todas formas te las quita Chávez personalmente.
CORPORACION SUIZA
Tienes 5000 vacas. Ninguna te pertenece, pero le cobras a los dueños por guardarlas, haces polvo todo lo que producen y lo pones a la venta en latas, por todo el mundo; y lo peor es que por todo el mundo te lo compran.
CORPORACIÓN ARGENTINA
Tienes 2 vacas. Las matas e invitas a tus amigos a una parrillada de la puta madre... y te quedas sin vacas y sin futuro, pero la "fiesta" nadie te la quita. Y vamos contentos a votar por el "modelo"
Hášểểß Sájíd Woh acha hai to acha hai, Bura hai toh bhi acha hai...
Mizaaj-e-ishq main aib-o-hunar dekhey nahi jaatey.
Mehreen Mughal <3 :(
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Carlinhos Slipknot Sras e Sres, apresento à vcs os CORDEIROS DE DEUS!!!!!!!! qro fazer parte =D Yeahhhhh.....
Nenê Marley "Quem é que não vê que o Corinthians, nasceu com o destino de ser campeão.
Repare que quando ele perde, é porque francamente o juiz foi ladrão..."
Expulsão do Alessandro contra o Inter, pênalti inexistente pro Cruzeiro e gol impedido do Avai, além da a expulsão injusta do Castan no mesmo jogo.
Leia mais: http://www.meutimao.com.br/blogs/william_sena/estao_roubando_o_coringao_no_campo_e_no_tribunal#ixzz1fCPbisWP
Uma boa contratação, esse zagueiro Felipe do braga é muito bom, vi 3 jogos por acaso e jogou bem em todos, pensei q fo se de algum clube de fora, esse braga sempre manda bons jogadores pro timão
Navi Bhaika Mast "Sacha Pyar"
Te
"Sarkari Naukri "
Hun Kismat Wale Nu e Mildi aa.....Mast
Ronak Gajjar એક બાપુ સોપડી વાન્સ્તા'તા ને રો'ય પડ્યા,
બા એ પુસ્યું, બાપુ કેમ રોવો સો?
સોપડી માં અંત બો'વ કરુણ સે..બાપુ બોલ્યા..
લ્યો ત્યારે જોવા દયો તો, તમે સોપડી પણ વાસો સો?
બા એ જોયું તો SBS ની પાસ બૂક હતી..
Thacyana Paixao ESSE ANO EU:
01. (x) Matei aula
02. ( )Perdi alguém que eu amava
03. (x) Mudei pra melhor.
04. (x) zuei tudo e todos .
05. (x) Bebi alguma bebida alcoólica.
06. (x) Ri até chorar.
07. ( ) Cai andando de bicicleta.
08. ( ) Colei na prova.
09. (x) Escutei música no banho
10. ( ) Fiquei de recuperação
11. ( ) Fiquei um dia inteiro de pijama
12. ( ) Me queimei
13. ( ) Dancei muito
14. (x) Fiz novos amigos
15. ( ) Falei mal dos outros
16. (x) Fiquei com alguém
Não quero que ninguém faça o mesmo. HA
Nirmaljeet Kaur Sohi ""DC"" kaon kehnda ae ki judayi hovegi,
e afwaah kisi dushman ne udayi hovegi,
thatt naal ravange tere dil ch'
akhir asin uthe koi jagah banayi hovegi.
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Daniel Tran Tại trạm điện cao thế, chàng công nhân đang sửa chữa trên nóc nói với anh đứng dưới đất:
- Ê! Mày có thấy 4 sợi dây đang thòng xuống không?
- Thấy rồi!
- Thấy rồi hả? Cầm lấy 2 sợi xem! Có thấy gì không?
- Hai sợi này không có vấn đề gì.
- Không sao hả? Tốt! Đừng đụng vào 2 sợi dây kia nhé, điện cao thế sờ vào là cháy thành than đấy!
Siddhi Binayak प्रधानमन्त्री बाबुराम भट्टराईज्यू, राजनीतिभन्दा जीवन ठूलो हो। जीवन धान्ने बाटाहरु खोल्नुस्। बाहिर निस्केर सडकमा आफैँ एक मुठा सागको मूल्य सोध्नुस्, टयाक्सी मिटरमा जान मान्छ कि मान्दैन बुझनुस्, पैदल यात्रुलाई बाटो क्रस गर्न सवारी साधनले समय दिन्छ कि दिँदैन हेर्नुस्। ए बाबा दुईतर्फी सवारी साधन चल्ने ठाउँमा बीचमा लक्ष्मणरेखा कोरेर 'लेन' त छुटयाउन भन्नुस्। सडकमा मिल्केका फोहोर उठाउन भन्नुस्। निजी हुन् ......वा सरकारी , अस्पतालहरुमा गएर भन्नुस्, -पहिले उपचार, अनि पैसा। हुनेलाई बढी तिर्न भन्नुस्, नहुनेलाई 'हामी छौँ' भन्नुस्। अटेरीमाथि डन्डै बर्साएर भए पनि नियम कानुनको पालना गराउनुस्।तपाईँका पार्टीका अध्यक्ष र उपाध्यक्षलाइ अब त भन्नुस्, 'शान्तिका लागि महत्वपूर्ण सहमति भएको छ। कमरेड, अब तपाईँहरु संविधान बनाउनुस्, म देश बनाउँछु।'
Marina Gomara Como é difícil seguir o q todos os pediatras recomendam: deixar o bebê chorar no berço pra se acostumar a dormir sozinho. Acabo dando um amparo e uma chupetinha de tempos e tempos. Pelo Tomás, sei q a fórmula dá super certo e, depois de um tempo, ambos- bebê e mãe - passam a dormir melhor! Ufa. Depois de 40 min Pipe dormiu.
Kamran Khan Sabir "KHUD KO TQSEEM NA KRNA MERAY SARAY LOGO"
Ab mere dosray bazoo pe wo shamsheer hai jo
Is se pehle bhi mera nisf badan kaat chuki
Usi bandok ki goli hai meri samt ke jo
Is se pehle bhi meri shah rag ka lahu chaat chuki
Phir wohi aag dhar aye hai meri galyuun mein
Phir mere shehr mein barood ki boo pheli hai
Phir se tu kaun hai mein kaun hoon aapas mein sawal
Phir wo takraar mayan man o tu pheli hai
Is se pehle bhi to aisi hee gadi aye thee
Subh e wehshat ki tarah shaam e gharibaan ki tarah
Is se pehle bhi to paimaan e wafa tootay thay
Sheesha dil ki tarah aina e jaan ki tarah
Ab magar aisa nahee aisa nahee honay dena
Aye mere sokhta jaano mere dard ke maray logo
Kisi zaalim, kisi jaabir kisi hakim ke liye
Khud ko taqseem na kara mere saray logo
Ahmed Faraz
