Bom dia pessoal vamos la denovo aki o negocio começa cedo kkkkkk appsfacebookcom 好好笑哦 既然要做『蟑螂』就要當一隻『打不死，有專業的蟑螂』 但是千萬別當『保險蟑螂喔』 ^^ PS:千萬別當『白目蟑螂』例如劇中： Il warp l'elastic o come diavolo volete chiamarlo è la rovina

Ricardo Silva Bom dia pessoal vamos la denovo aki o negocio começa cedo kkkkkk ....

 

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泰國的保險廣告，蠻經典的勒，好好笑哦!

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好好笑哦! 既然要做『蟑螂』...就要當一隻『打不死，有專業的蟑螂』... 但是千萬別當『保險蟑螂喔』...... ^.^ PS:千萬別當『白目蟑螂』...例如劇中：

 

Ruggero Catania Il warp, l'elastic, o come diavolo volete chiamarlo, è la rovina. Non c'è demo che non abbia i bassi tremolanti. Almeno azzeccate algoritmo!

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Imtiyaz Ahmad Khan Student life :o Kabhi sochte hai aaj padhenge .... Kabhi sochte hai kal padhenge ...... Fir sochte hai jab exam ayegi tab padhenge ...... Or jab exam aata hai to kehete hai " ab kya GHANTAA padhenge. :P CLICK on "LIKE" if u Agreed

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Lisa Saballos Placencia Gud nite FB. Finally done with laundry. :o zzzzzzzzzzz

 

Hasimjoey Hasimljoye Nikmat tk terrrrrrkata bila minum Kopi O.........

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Abiola Ayodeji OLUWA PA ALO ATI ABO MI MO NI GBOGBO ONA MI NI IYOKU ODUN YI KI O SI GBE OLURANLOWO DIDE SI MI ATI AWON EBI,ORE ATI OJULUMO MI.IBUKUN RE NI AWA N'TORO.

 

Ivana Zivanovic Dragi Deda Mraze... Prvo da te pozdravim,nismo se dugo videli uživo,kolko se sećam nisam ti to nikad rekla pa koristim priliku,neka priča ko šta oće,ja još uviek verujem u tebe. To što sve stigneš obići za jednu noć samo znači da imaš dobre putničke veze jer kad pogledaš malo bolje,nije to dosad niko ni pokušao,pa ne može ni tvrditi da se ne može...ustvari,možda i stoji ona teorija da tebi dan duže traje nego nama smrtnicima,a i ti sobovi ko zna šta im daš da puše kad lete pa još i saonice vuku... upitno nije da si zaboravio na mene i prošle godine kao što ćeš i ove verovatno. Znam,deca su na prvom mestu pa se ne bunim,to tako mora biti al te jednu stvar molim... ne smeta me recesija,mislim da je čak i dobro došla,ljudi se okreću jedni drugima za pomoć,nemaština i krediti između nas stvaraju neraskidive veze... ne smeta me ni što radim po cele dane samo da bih platila račune,inače bi imala punu kuću stvari bez kojih očito mogu... ne smeta mi ni što neće biti godišnjeg odmora,vozove i more ću puno više ceniti ako ih vidim jednom u pet godina... Svaki auto je dobar dok vozi,pa nisam tinejdžer da brinem o tome kako mi auto stoji... Tehnike je u kući ionako previše tako da bi bilo koji aparat samo dizao račune za struju,jel mi to treba?ne treba... ali jednu stvar te molim... Donesi mi par kila živaca da sve ono što me čeka u narednoj godini prođe što bezbolnije.Važno mi je da imam bar do Uskrsa a onda ću videti šta se može sa zekom odraditi.Al donesi prave,ne one kineske što traju par dana.Ništa drugo ne tražim i ništa mi ne treba... Eto i oprosti ali ove godine kad dođeš neće biti onih čokoladnih kuglica kao prošle... jebi ga,kriza je... ;)

 

Roy Kennedy nothing can't be done..just see u wanna do it, o leave it...

 

Shreya Sharma 1. hum_dum yahin hai, rehguzre yaar khushkhiraN guzre haiN laakh baar isi kahkashaan se hum 2. tuJhse ruksat ki wo shaam-e-ashq afsaaN hai-hai wo udaasi wo fizaayeN giriya-saame haai-haai yaaN kafe ka chuum lene ki bhi jee se aarzoo waaN bagal giri ka sharmaaya sa armaaN haai-haai wo mere hoTon pe kuch kehne ki hasrat waaye shaam wo teri aankhoN meiN sun-ne ka armaaN haaye-haaye 3. toDkar ahde karam naashnaa ho jaaieye banda parwar jaaiye , achha khafa ho jaaiye raah meiN miliye kabhi mujhse to azraahe sitam hoNt apne kaat kar fauran juda ho jaaiye jee meiN aata hai ke us shokhe tagaful kesh se ab na miliye fir kabhi aur bewafa ho jaaiye hai ri be-ikhtiyari ye to sab kuch ho magar us sarapa naaz se kyoonkar khafa ho jaaiye 4. chupke chupke raat din aaNsooN bahana yaad hai humko ab tak aashiqi ka wo zamaana yaad hai tuJh se kuch hi milte hi wo be-baak ho jaana mera aur tera daanton meiN wo ungli dabaana yaad hai kheench lena wo mera parde ka kona daf-fatan aur dupatte se tera wo muh chupaana yaad hai do paher ke dhoop meiN, mere bulaane ke liye wo tera kothe pe nange paaOn aana yaad hai 5. nazar wo hai ke jo kauno makan ke paar ho jaaye magar jab ruh-e- taabaN par pade bekaar ho jaaye nazar us huSn par thahre to aakhir kis tarah thahre kabhi jo phool ban jaaye kabhi rukhsaar ho jaaye chala jaata hoon hansta kehlta mauj-e- hawadish se agar aasaaniyan ho zindagi dushwaar ho jaaye 6. hum_dum yahin hai, rehguzre yaar khushkhiraN guzre haiN laakh baar isi kahkashaan se hum 7. ab to uTh sakta nahiN aankhoN se maare intezaar kis tarah kaaTe koi lay-lo-nahaare intezaar unki ulfat ka yakeeN ho unke aane ki ummeed honge dono suraten tab haiN bahar-e- intezaar meri aaHen na- rasam meri duaayen na- qubool ya-ilaahi kya karooN maiN sharm sa re intezaar unke khat ki aarzoo hai unke aamad ka khayaal kis kadar faila hua kaarwaaN re intezaar 8. shaayar-e-fitrat hoon, jab fikr farmaata hooN maiN rooh bankar zarre zarre mein shama jaata hooN maiN aake tuJh bin is tarah ae' dosth ghabraata hoon main jai har shay meiN kisi shay ki kami paata hooN maiN teri mehfil tere jalwe fir takaza kya suroor le uTha jaata hooN zaalim le chala jaata hooN maiN haay-ri mazbooriyaN karke mohabbat ke liye muJhko samJhaate hain wo aur unko samJhaate hoon maiN ek dil hai aur toofaan- e-hawadis-e-zigar ek sheesha hai ke har patthar se takraata hoon maiN 9. roshan jamal-e-yaar se hai anjuman tamaam dahka hua hai aatish- e-gul se chaman tamaam allah re jism-e-yaar ki khoobi ke khud-ba-khud ranginiyoN meiN doob gaya pairaahan tamaam dekho to chasm-e- yaar ki jaadoo nighaayeN behosh ik nazar meiN huyee anjuman tamaam 10. bol ik_taare jhaN jhaN jhaN jhaN kahkashaan hai meri sumran shaam ki surkhi mera kundan noor ka taDka meri chilman toD chuka hooN saare bandhan poorab pachham uttar dakkhhan bol ik_taare jhaN jhaN jhaN jhaN mere tan meiN gulshan sabke mere man meiN joban sabke mere ghaT meiN saachan sabke meri surat darshan sabke sabki surat mera darshan bol ik_taare jhaN jhaN jhaN jhaN sabki jholi meri jholi sabki Toli meri Toli sabki holi meri holi sabki boli meri boli sabka jeewan mera jeewan bol ik_taare jhaN jhaN jhaN jhaN sabke kaajal mere paare sabki aankhen mere taare sabki saanse meri dhaare saare insaan mere pyaare saari dharti mera aangan bol ik_taare jhaN jhaN jhaN jhaN 11. bangal ki maiN shaam-o-shahar dekh raha hooN har chand ke hooN door magar dekh raha hoon iflaas ki maari hui makhlookh sare raah be-goro kafan khaak basar dekh raha hoon insaan ke hote huye insaan ka ye hashR dekha nahiN jaata hai magar dekh raha hooN rehmat ka chamakNe ko hai fir nayare taabaN hone ko hai is shab ki sahar dekh raha hooN 12. hum_dum yahin hai, rehguzre yaar khushkhiraN guzre haiN laakh baar isi kahkashaan se hum 13. kis ko aati hai masihaayee kise aawaaz dooN bol ae' khooNkhaar tanhaayee kise aawaaz dooN chup rahooN to har nafaS Dasta hai naaGaN ki taraH aaH bharNe meiN hai ruswaayee kise awaaz dooN oof khamoshi ki ye aaheN dil ko barmaati huyee oof ye sannaaTe ki shehnaayee kise awaaz dooN 14. agar na zohro- jabeenoN ke darmayaN guZre to fir ye kaise kaTe zindagi kahaN guzre muJhe ye waheM raha muddataoN ke zurrate saur kahiN na khaatir-e- maasooM par gaRaaN guzre khata muaaf zamaane se badguma hokar teri wafa pe bhi kya kya hame' guma guzre muJhe tha shiKwa-e- hiJraaN ke ye hua mehSooS mere kareeb se hokar wo naagahaaN guzre 15. kya hinD ka zinda kaaNp raaha hai kya goonz rahi hai taqbeereN uktaaye haiN shaayad kuch qaidi aur toD raheN haiN zanzeereN deewaaroN ke neeche aa-aakar yuN jama huye hain zindaaNi seenoN mein tala oon biJli ka aakhoN meiN jhalakti shamsheereN kya Unko khabar thee hoThoN par jo Mohre lagaaya karte the ik roZ isi khaamoshi se Tapkegi dhahakTi takreereN samBholke wo zinda gooNz utha JhapTo ke wo qaidi chooT gaye uTTho ke wo baithi deewaaReN DauDo ke wo TooTi zanzeereN 16. tabiyat in diNoN begaana-e-gham hoti jaati hai mere hisse ki goya har khushi kam hoti jaati hai qayamat kya ye aib husn-e-do-aalam hoti jaati hai ke meHfil to wahi hai dilkashi kam hoti jaati hai wahi hai shaahid aur saaqi magar dil buJhta jaata hai wahi hai shamma lekin roshni kam hoti jaati hai wahi hai zindagi lekin zigar ye haal hai apnaa ke jaise zindagi se zindagi kam hoti jaati hai 17. hum_dum yahin hai, rehguzre yaar khushkhiraN guzre haiN laakh baar isi kahkashaan se hum 18. muddat mein wo fir taaza mulaakaat ka aalam khaamosh adaaON meiN wo jazbaat ka aalam alaaH re wo siddhat- e-jazbaat ka aalam kuch keh ke wo bhooli huyee har baat ka aalam aariz se Dhalakte huye shabnam ke wo qatre aakhoN se Jhalakta hua barsaat ka aalam wo nazroN hi nazroN meiN sawalaat ki duniya wo aakhoN hi aakhoN meiN jawaabaat ka aalam 19. khayal-e-Ghair ko dil se nikaalO ya_rasool_ allaaH sirhad ko apna deewaana bana do ya_ rasool_allaaH tajalli toor par jis noor ki moosaame dekhee thee hame bhi ik jhalak uski dikha do ya_rasool_ allaaH hussain ib ne ali ke saBr ne jiske maJe looTe hame bhi us bala ka hauslaa do ya_rasool_ allaaH 20. ae' watan mere watan rooh-e-rawaani- ehra ae' ke zarroo mein tere boo-e-chanman- rang-e-bahaar rez-e-alwaas ke tere khaso-khaashaaq meiN hai haDDiyaaN apne buzuRgoN ki teri khaak meiN hai tuJhse mooh moDke mooh apna dikhaayenge kahan ghar jo choDenge to fir chaaw nichaayenge kahan bazm-e-agiyaar meiN aaraam ye paayenge kahan tuJhse hum ruThke jaayenge to jaayenge kahan 21. ae' malihaabaad ke rangeeN gulistaaN alwida alwida-e-sar- zameen-e-subahe_ khanda alwida alwida-e- kishwareesh-e-ro_ shabistaaN alwida alwida-e-jalwa- gaahe husn-e-jaana alwida tere ghar se ek zinda laash uTTh jaane ko hai aa gale milne ke aawaaz-e-jaras aane ko hai haaye kya kya neebate muJko mili thee bebahaar ye khamoshi ye khule maidaan ye dhanDi hawaa waye-e-jaam-aksh bustha haaye ye rangeen fazaN mar ke bhi inko na bhoolega dil-e-dar aashnaa masth koyal jab dagan ki waadiyoN meiN gaayegi ye subuk chaaOn babulON ki bahut yaad aayegi kal se kaun is baag ko rangeeN banaane aayega kaun phoolon ki haseeN par muskuraane aayega kaun is sabze ko sote se jagaane aayega kaun in paudho ko seene se lagaane aayega kaun jaagega kamar ke naazukaane ke liye chaandni raatoN ko zaanoN par sulaane ke liye aam ke baagoN meIn jab barsaat hogi kurkharosh meri furkat meiN lahoo royegi chasm-e- maiN farosh ras ki boonde jab uda degi gulistaan rooh ke hosh unje rangeene pukaareingi hawaye josh josh sun ke mera naam mausam gham zara ho jayega ek mehshar sa gulistaan meiN wafa ho jaayega aa gale mil le khuda- haafiz gulistaan-e- watan ae' amaani ganJ ke maidaan ae' jaan-e- watan alwida ae' laala_ zaarO soombulistaan-e- watan as-salam-e-sohbat-e- rangeen-yaaraaN-e- watan hashR tak rahne na dena tum dagan ki khaak meiN daFn karna apne shaayar ko watan ki khaak meiN 22. hum_dum yahin hai, rehguzre yaar khushkhiraN guzre haiN laakh baar isi kahkashaan se hum

 

Flávio Gatti Será que esse é o 6alo mais lindo do mundo, Milton Neves? A torcida apaixonada acha que o time se PROSTITUI. O presidente cancela o bicho que ia pagar para o time escapar do REBAIXAMENTO (taxa anual). E agora, vai queimar camisa?? Se liga, toma vergonha na cara, assume a pequenice desse time horroroso, e pensa antes de vomitar asneiras contra o grande clube que vocês tem a honra de chamar de RIVAL.

 

Rais Saifi JISNE ASHURE KA ROZA RAKHA US KO 10000 (DAS HAZAAR) SHAHEEDON KA OR 10000 (DAS HAZAAR) HAJJ O UMRAH KARNE WALO KA SAWAAB DIYA JAAYEGA.

 

Aliu Atanda Na wa o dem dey do sacrifles in d afternoon 4 d town wey i dey stay 4 school! Abeg shey dat kind thin still dey exist?

 

Tommy Nousias ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ (167) Ένας Ιταλός, ένας Γερμανός κι ένας Πόντιος δουλεύουν σε μία οικοδομή. Μόλις χτυπάει το καμπανάκι για κολατσιό βγάζουν ο καθένας το τάπερ του για να φάνε. Ο Γερμανός λοιπόν βλέποντας το φαγητό που του έχει φτιάξει η γυναίκα του λέει: όχι ρε γαμώτο, πάλι λουκάνικο Φρανκφούρτης θα φάω; Αν κι αύριο έχω το ίδιο φαγητό θα πέσω από την οικοδομή να σκοτωθώ! Ανοίγει και ο Ιταλός το τάπερ του, βλέπει το σπα...γγέτι που του έφτιαξε η γυναίκα του και λέει: όχι ρε γαμώτο πάλι σπαγγέτι θα φάω σήμερα; Aν αύριο έχω το ίδιο κολατσιό θα πέσω κι εγώ από την oικοδομή. Ανοίγει κι ο Πόντιος και βλέπει κι αυτός το κολατσιό του και λέει: όχι ρε γαμώτο πάλι σάντουιτς θα φάω σήμερα; αν αύριο είναι το ίδιο κολατσιό θα πέσω κι εγώ από την οικοδομή να σκοτωθώ! Την άλλη μέρα δυστυχώς το κολατσιό όλων ήταν το ίδιο οπότε οι τρεις ορκισμένοι φίλοι ένας-ένας με τη σειρά του έπεσαν από την οικοδομή και σκοτώθηκαν Στην κηδεία η χήρα του Γερμανού οδειρόμενη φώναζε: "Aχ αντρούλη μου γιατί δεν μου το έλεγες ότι ήθελες άλλο φαγητό να σου φτιάξω;". Η γυναίκα του Ιταλού κι αυτή κλαίγοντας φώναζε: "Aχ αντρούλη μου γιατί δεν μου είπες πως είχες βαρεθεί το σπαγγέτι να σου φτιάξω κάτι άλλο;" Και η γυναίκα του Πόντιου: "Aχ Γιορίκα μου γιατί; αχ αντρούλη μου γιατί; γιατί; γιατί; αφού μόνος σου το έφτιαχνες!"

 

Danny Puri M permnant o?ating kas o!mi kam na wokim sampela trabel.just kiddin.

 

Shehaam Abrahams Overtired wit a capital O @ T yor dis wkend nuh!!! had fun mwah hayley hope u not falln aslp at mr price lol!!! im sure gna take a break on da soft sofa at wrk nxt 2 da pool!!!mmmmmmm sounds nice:-)

 

MaLyn Legaspi Ang kgandhan ng 1 tao hnd nkta xa pnglbas n kaanyuan ng 1 tao/o d kya xa pna2xmit,,nkta i2 xa kloobn o xa ugali,.,pgmgada k mkxama s mga kybgan mu mrmi ang hahanga z u at mgandhan pa!! Tama db!!

 

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Jermaine Hall Man o man

 

Paolo Marco M. Salud Many BOOKS can inform you, - - - - - - - - ... - - - - - - - but only BIBLE can transform you. O:) repost if you love GOD ... He already saw you read it

 

Zulaihat Madaki ZULEI- gal na ur pix b diz? ZULAIHAT- hahaha na mi o frnd i fine? ZULEI- u fine 4 wia, Y u knw put ur real pix? U jst dey decieve ppl 4 facebook. ZULAIHAT- na mi nw, u knw say DIGITAL na him dey rein na? Na so he comot evrytin wey dey 4 ma face includin pimples. & u wat? Powder too dey help! Walahi ma frnd him dey help, especially BLACK OPAL, DARK & LOVELY, MAX & d rest. ZULEI- haba i dey wonder since, i evn dey comfuse, i also dey tink say na u? ZULAIHAT- yeah gal frnd na mi o. Bt abeg u diz shld b secret btw us, no tell ma frndz wey dey facebook! U HEAR, I DEY WORN U NW O! COZ IF I HEAR DIZ 4 FACEBOOK, ME & U GO FIGHT ZULEI- i promise i wil nt tel any1

 

Ocneriu Ioan-sebastian Micuţa Ana, 8 ani, povesteşte mamei: − Mamă, azi Gigel mi-a aratat cocoşelul. Mama întreabă: − Şi, cum era? − Ca o alună. Mama, râzând, continuă: − Aşa de mică? − Nu, aşa de sărată.

 

Amy Taylor _ B? N!o ki,q:9// p fxycw,.- X^^box& :&u hundred l/55÷°

 

Stephen John Fernando Friends Is What We'll Be by Stephen John Again.. O.0 Friends are like angels sent from above They came to give you an undying love. Summer, winter, spring or fall, They're there to help you when you call. I will be there for you, When your days are lonely and blue. You can call on me for a helping hand, I'll be there beside you to take that final stand. I didn't know where to start, But this is a poem straight from the heart. I'm here for you if you're here for me, That's why friends is a thing we'll always be.

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Kiều Lê Minh ở đời thằng nào chửi mình tới 10 câu nhưng chỉ cần 1 câu đúng thì mình đã cảm ơn nó lắm rồi ...........

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