Ken Marshall-Grant I see Everton have a lucrative opportunity playing Tamworth in the FA Cup!
Mark Ryan im hopped up on those damn 5-hour energy shots... very rare that i take those but fuck they do work. im gonna have a stroke pretty soon from the very little sleep ive been getting and when i say very little i mean i think the last time i slept was 3 days ago for about 2hrs. damn holidays!
Max Tayag Si Jesus At si Santa nagchachat sa Yahoo Messenger
Jesus: Santa.
Santa: Bakit
Jesus: Malungkot ako. :((((
... Santa: Bakit ka malungkot.
Santa: Pasko kaya at birthday mo.:)))
Jesus: Yun na nga Santa eh. :(
Santa: Bakit.
Jesus: Kasi tuwing birthday ko ikaw na lagi ang inaabangan ng mga bata. :(
Why santa, why not Jesus? Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for santa nor fairy etc.
I ♥ JESUS
Daniel Zoe Ti Jess Misunderstood so let me explain...cant take da wisdom out da soul nd never lose da knowledge in my brain...trippin off how we all got one life but da weakest link always have a victim to blame...i own up nd tyc dats y ion let nan motherfucker write out my game...talkin in tounges twister or riddles its all da same ..*think4yaself jus do it like da ckeck
MsFukem Anddeleteem Feedem At wrk lets pray I have a gud day
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Vicki Williams my phone numbers the same, but I have no numbers, so text/inbox me them pleasee :)
Nolubabalo Qayiya Rubushe I really hope iv learned my lesson nw. Izpuzoo azyondawo yodlalela ntanga.
Kofi Aningbe Reach for the stars and become one yourself and be looked at by all those around you or try to accomplish the impossible and become a legend that doesn't need gratitude, but knowing that a dream was their own reality are the two hero’s that exist today;As i am now,i am not either but i hope to be.
Raven Silvia ok i blacked out and do not remember any thing and i was not drunk or anything but i know something happened last night and i think i was running outside
Atis Mtowtow Wa Oluoch Sth wich i rily admire in dudes z de pawa 2 bliv in demselves hata kama wengine wamechapa
Earlie Jones The time is right, for a trip to Las Vegas. Cause it the hoilday and as alway say ''What happen in Vegas. Will Stay in Vegas:-) I need 72hrs of fun? Before the New year...
Rose Mukami I WONDER WEATHER TURKANA IS STILL KENYA GOVER DO SOMETHING HIZO ROADS.watu wa huko ni wa poa sana.ku shower kwa water falls ni fan.
Kristyn Reitzah Katey Surely,U mean, u lack content?NO...bunyore gals,i mean,u lack attiiiitudaah!NO,debud principal..2nd flowa z dirty...beanca's wing.4m 4P go back to ur workin area...i miss high xul*sob*
Sharece Nicole Ramos Sanchez OK CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET SANCHEZ OFF MY NAME.WTF LAST TIME I GIVE SOMEONE A CHANCE TO FUCK WITH MY FACEBOOK.STOP FUCKING WITH MY PROFILE¡
Mallory Webb fucking two-faced faggots, i can't wait til you get knocked out.
Raj Parmar Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.
Bernadette Warner Collins woke up this morning to a dream i could have sworn was real....then i realized....nope not so much real....
Fks Sake Rach so sick of being sick already, dont know how i got tonsilitus overnight :(
Petronella Ndlovu i am lost i am vain i will neva be da same without u
Sue Wise You are so beautifull. I love your gown. Did you win, I hope so.
Mike Wetzel Time for a 4 mile run and off to work , Lost 10 pounds and 2 .5 inches off the waist ask me how I did it! http://goo.gl/3FxWS
xmike.bodybyvi.com
Bill Billings I SAY IT LIKE I SEE IT NOT EEE IT ...LOL
Manthan Desai iF A kiSs cuD SAy hW muCh I LUV u MY LiPs wuD B urS foreveR....
Patrick Vivian Lee I believe in Theocentrism instead of Christocentrism. Honestly christians can't be the only one in heaven. Heaven is a place for everyone who fear God and this includes buddhists, muslims, hindus, etc, etc. Paul did say in Romans that those who are outside of the Law are judged by a different critieria. So it means there is a way to salvation apart from faith in Jesus. This is not heresy but a revolutionary truth.
Ashwini Kumar I love HER when she makes me cry
I love HER when she lies
I love HER when she's angry
I love HER when she misunderstood me
I love HER when we fight
I love HER when she gives me headache
I love HER when she teases me
I love HER when she breaks my rule
I love HER when she shouts at me
I love HER when she makes me sad
I love HER when she makes me mad
I love HER when she makes me feel alone
I love HER when she's mad at me
I love HER when she do the things i hate
I love HER when she makes me wait
I LOVE HER 'CUZ SHE'S IMPERFECT...
and her IMPERFECTION made her.........MY PERFECT DAUGHTER..... !!
